vagi-gard


the best kept secret of clean crotched women across the globe. a heavy duty povidone-iodine douche. basically, the last over-the-counter resort women have.
woman 1: if it wasn’t for vagi-gard, i would have been in the er for sure.

woman 2: thank heavens. want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?

(scissoring ensues. without a funky mess mind you.)

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