Vagican’t


a girl who you can’t get with for whatever reason.
this can mean she doesn’t put out or you simply f-cked up while hanging out with her.
ricky: that girl is so hot!
tom: yeah, but she’s a total vagican’t!

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  • vagicure

    kepping the v-g-n- area trimmed and clean. i went and got a pedicure and a manicure, then went home and gave myself a vagicure. when a woman keeps her bush trimmed and clean i went and got a manicure and a pedicure and then when i got home i gave myself a vagicure

  • vagi-melt

    a term referring to a moist v-g-n-; resembling an arbys roast beef sandwich, without any additional sauces added. see beef curtains while i was sack deep in that c-m dumpsteri realized that she had one sweet vagi-melt! her vagi-melt left a taste of stale beer, and croutons on my breath.

  • Vaginismal

    \va-gin-is-mul\ adj: the resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. akin to whipped or p-ssy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation. jeff didn’t go out to celebrate his friend’s birthday because denise showed up. all the […]

  • Vagisaurus

    a very large, loose v-g-n- resembling the man-eating flower on mario games, plentiful among older looking women. ew, i bet that 60 year old lesbian gym coach has a vagisaurus.

  • vagspag

    short for v-g-n-l spaghetti. i saw your mom’s vagspag last night – nasty!


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