vagicotti


a yeast infection so severe that it’s spreadable on a bagel
“hey honey, we’re out of cream cheese for the bagels”
“just bring them in here dear. i’ve got just the solution. right where you like me the most . have you ever tasted vagicotti? just like my legs, it’s spteadable!”

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