Vagidandruff
the phenomenon of having pubic hair so thick, that one develops dandruff around their p-n-s (or v-g-n-). the only known cure is a healthy dose of selsun blue.
male 1: i was gonna f-ck alice last night, but i bugged out when i saw her vagidandruff.
male 2: buy that ho some selsun blue
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v-g-n-l fisting is sliding your whole fist into a v-g-n-. “i walked into my kitchen and i found sophie doing v-g-n-l fisting to my thanksgiving turkey.”
- vaginal miasma
noxious fumes emanating from the female s-xual organs. the older woman walked with a pr-nounced stride, clearing the room with her long black hair and a case of v-g-n-l miasma that would knock out the most intrepid explorer. it was clear to all that met her that here was an odor to be reckoned with.
- Vagina Man
the act of pushing ones weiner and b-lls back between his legs and squeezing his legs shut; hence, the appearance of a v-g-n- as the weiner and b-lls are hiding towards the b-tt. usually works better when standing, as it makes one stand awkwardly like an embar-ssed naked woman. tom pulled a v-g-n- man on […]
- vagina marshmellows
a very soft and fluffy v-g-n-, possibly used as food. “oh wow, look at those v-g-n- marshmellows on the field.” “d-mn, i wanna be drowned in them some day.” “don’t worry… that’s how i will die.”
- vaginapene
any combination of genitals that a hermaphrodite possesses. is that a guy or a girl? i don’t know but it probably has a v-g-n-pene.