Vagina Man

the act of pushing ones weiner and b-lls back between his legs and squeezing his legs shut; hence, the appearance of a v-g-n- as the weiner and b-lls are hiding towards the b-tt. usually works better when standing, as it makes one stand awkwardly like an embar-ssed naked woman.
tom pulled a v-g-n- man on the bus ride. john is not gay; however, he said tom would be a hot chick.
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the savor of a women whose v-g-n-‘s are getting raped. usually gives women a f-ck only if they’re hot. he flies around looking for any villains committing a s-xual contact crime. he works with p-n-s girl the savor of p-n-ses when men are getting raped by women. they work together to defeat s-xual crime and to destroy their evil nemesis iron d-ck who has a d-ck 10 to 12 feet long metal d-ck with unknown technology. (do not protect he cities from regular crimes for example: bank robberies).
oh no, my v-g-n-‘s getting raped ahhhhhh. oh look up in the sky. is it a bird?, is it a plane?, no, it’s v-g-n- man!!! yay
when a guy tucks his c-ck and b-lls between his legs, making it look like he’s got just a bush
that was kinda gross in the silence of the lambs when buffalo bill did the v-g-n-man.
related to the words p-n-sman and p-n-swoman, this word is always serious. one never uses this seriously. if you are called a v-g-n-man, you should really reconsider your lifestyle….seriously.

pr-nounced: vu-jine-uh-min
let’s leave, that d-mn v-g-n-man doesn’t wanna drink.

hey v-g-n-man, lemme know when you get your b-lls back!

holy sh-t dude. that’s literally the gayest thing i’ve ever heard. you are a d-mn v-g-n-man…and we’re not friends.
a pre-op transvest-te who fails to tape down his junk (p-n-s) properly
person: “that dress makes you look like a v-g-n-men.”
tranvest-te: “thats the point b-tch, v-g-n-men are all the rave.”
the legendary hero, v-g-n- man has no arms but carries a large flag and stands for liberation.

he stands for the rights of v-g-n-s everywhere.
“v-g-n- man? he’s a v-g-n- and he’s holding a flag. what more is there? .. and he is holding a flag.”