vagifreeze
frigid stimulation of the v-g-n-.
caused most often by the rapid penetration and/or stimulation of a females’ s-x organs by use of a freezing cold object, such as a popsicle.
dillon: “anything new today?”
travis: “i gave my girlfriend vagifreeze this morning! then i ate her out and enjoyed my p-ssy-smothered popsicle.”
dillon: “oh, lucky b-st-rd.”
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the super tight defense of a any boxer or mma fighter. never penetrated. it looks like he’s blocking all of those shots. yes, he does have good v-g-n- defense.
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- vaginanigans
shenanigans or bad decisions involving a v-g-n-. often, a story from the previous night, detailing ones s-xually activities and/or regrets. v-g-n-nigans usually involve a lot of alcohol. she was regaling us all with her v-g-n-nigans from the night before. that girl needs to learn to hold her tequila.
- vagmuffin
an irritating person who has a tendency to flaunt the fact that they store breakfast foods in their nether regions. steph: yesterday, i was about to get a manicure when i realized i had a croissant shoved up my p-ssy. jessica: wtf steph! you’re such a vagm-ffin!