Vagina Blood Fart
a v-g-n- blood fart is a gastric explosion of blood through a p-ssy
when a girl tries to squeeze out a regular fart so hard that a gasball of blood shoots out of her tw-t hence a blood fart
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a queef occuring on that “special” week of every month.
f-ck! it’s a b-tch tryin’ to get a v-g-n- blood fart outta your sheets!
the excretions caused by a flaggelation of the v-g-n-l walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the v-g-n-l cavity. they sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the “vbf” is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. additionally the ph level is 8.7 rather than a ph of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional v-g-n- fart. obviously there is a bl–dy residue left everywhere.
due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends v-g-n- bloodfarts, i did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. last month the ph level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.
i am sure to be wary of the v-g-n- blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bl–dy trail of blood farts behind me. therefore from now on i will use tampons and not maxi pads.
a person who has exceeded their lifetime dose of methyl ethyl ketone peroxide (mekp) see- john bugge
who’s the v-g-n- bloodfart that left the door to the freezer open and melted my tasty b-ss?
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