Vagina Cleaner


a more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a douche-bag.; the actual meaning of a douche-bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; a complete -sshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.
“man stop acting so childish you v-g-n- cleaner!”

“thanks for the s-x! best get your v-g-n- cleaner out!”

“person 1: hah! look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

person 2: get the f-ck out you v-g-n- cleaner!”
another name for calling people “douche bags” when you want to say it in the literal way. it’s quite an insult.
person #1: wow, she’s so annoying.
person #2: yeah, what a v-g-n- cleaner.
person #1: what?
person #2: other way of saying “douche bag”.
when a girl uses floss as underwear. usually mint flavor
my girlfriend loves to use v-g-n- cleaners, it gets all the crabs out.

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