Vagina Gnome
a little gnome that lives inside a girl or woman’s v-g-n-. responsible for cramps, one’s period, and other female problems. will occasionally bite a man’s junk. very aggressive creatures, though not as bad as the other gnomes living in our world. v-g-n- gnomes also have cool english names in general. not just your average gnome.
meme: “urgh, i feel no s-xual appet-te, and my uterus feels like its falling out.”
lkprs: “hmm, you must have a active v-g-n- gnome! what is his name??”
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when an individual has had someone elses v-g-n- rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. most commonly rubbed on the head ‘hahaha, did you see ashley just got vagined by nikki?!’ – after nikki rubbed her v-g-n- over ashley’s head. when your friend is whipped by a girl and he is not even getting any at all. […]
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