vagina pastry


the cl-ssy version of tw-t waffle. instead of a tw-t waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up v-g-n- that looks like a defrosted waffle, a v-g-n- pastry consists of an attractive v-g-n- that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.
oh my g-d, you’re such a v-g-n- pastry and you’re making me hungry.

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