Vagina Vampire
a l-ss who achieves eternal youth and verility by slurping up his girlfriend’s period blood
brittany: honey can you pick up tampons for me
v-g-n- vampire danny: no b-tch i’m getting straws
a overly-confident female who tries to take over and steal someone’s boyfriend, based on her feelings for the guy (and the lack of feelings toward any “friends” that may be involved with the guy). the term is often used because the female may act violent and vampire-like in achieving her goal, which is often fueled by stimulation in her love box.
kate: dang, that new girl comes in here acting like she’s someone important and now she’s trying to steal my man!
beth: who, veronica?
kate: yeah. veronica the v-g-n- vampire.
a tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman’s v-g-n-.
i gotta replace my v-g-n- vampire.
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- vaginky
when you have a weak pinky. every week the pinky is injured not able to play sports because of your pinky. yeah, he can’t catch the softball because he pinky still hurts from last week. oh his vaginky.
- Vaginish
being or acting in the way of a v-g-n-, smelly, or -n-l retentivish. could also be used in a positive tone in to polish or decimate. if he didn’t punch so vaginish he might be able to win a fight. or i vaginished the sh-t out of tarritas -ss last night.
- vagiPod
an ipod who’s song library consists almost entirely of female artists. my girlfriend and i were driving across the state but we only had her vagipod to listen to. if i never hear another imogen heap or sarah mclachlan song again it will be too soon.
- vagophobia
one who is scared of touching or seeing a v-g-n-, can also be related to the fear of girls some grl offered nick a bl-wj-b but he turned it down due to his vagophobia
- Valinga
1) a less trashy way of saying vajayjay! 2) the female body part that is unappealing to gay men! “omg gurr your valinga is loose!”