Vaginacitis
vag-uh-nuh-si-tus
a condition caused by being punched in the v-g-n-.
symptoms occur very quickly after a swift punch to the v-g-n-l area, also known as the pubic region. symptoms include but are not limited to: a painful v-g-n-, creepy behavior, pouty att-tudes, and the sudden desire to eat.
“she’s probably so grouchy because she has v-g-n-citis…”
-(swift punch to v-g-n-)
-“are you going to eat that?”
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