vaginaing
1. the rubbing of two or more v-g-n-s together at any one time for s-xual pleasure.
i want to v-g-n- you on a desert road to nowhere, by a pool of water that never was.
my girlfriend and i were sprung by my nanna while v-g-n-ing to the sensual tunes of barry white
the act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. this act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.
“dude! last night tiffany kept v-g-n–ing all over me! i couldn’t get her to shut up!”
oh man, that sucks. i would hate to see your phone bill this month.
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