Vaginal Beard


when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking’s face and it would p-ss as a normal beard.
that sally girl got her v-g-n-l beard all in my teeth!

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    b-mps on the v-g-n- that normally show up on your -sshole. g-d d-mn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my v-g-n-l hemorhoids.

  • vagina licking

    (noun) the act of using one’s tongue to clean, arouse, or probe a female’s v-g-n-l opening. i had a hardcore v-g-n- licking session last night and now my tongue is all sticky.

  • Vaginal Spelunking

    upon giving oral s-x to a woman, the partner performing oral s-x opens the v-g-n- and yells “h-llo, in there,” or something of that sort, in hopes of hearing an echo. john: mary is such a sl-t, you could go v-g-n-l spelunking!

  • Vaishnavi

    an awesome person, funny, crazy, very intelligent. loves to try everything and extremely curious. non-judgmental. naive. oh man! that girl is just like vaishnavi! a really mean/douche like sl-t that will do anything to succeed/look better. i can’t believe she took all the credit for our project. gosh, she’s such a vaishnavi!

  • Vaginomancy

    1. the act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a v-g-n- as the agent. a common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates. girl: what are you studying at school? boy: vaginomancy.


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