vaginal cactus
a pr-ckly v-g-n-, like austin’s moms, that numbs and paralyzes the p-n-s and nuts until it falls off and becomes austin’s moms d-ld-
all problems in the world lead back to austin’s moms v-g-n-l cactus.
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