Vaginal Coma
a woman, having been sufficiently “pounded,” enters a v-g-n-l coma when either:
a. her pelvic bone breaks.
b. her pelvic bone becomes misaligned – resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
c. the v-g-n-l area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
in any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of v-g-n-l (and usually -n-l) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
girl 1: what’s the matter?! you can’t walk straight!
girl 2: we were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a tennessee vaghammer, and now i think my pelvic bone is broken!
girl 1: oh noes! looks like you’ve got a v-g-n-l coma!
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