vaginal retention plan
a woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
yeah, i’m dating somebody new but she doesn’t put out, so i kept my ex on the v-g-n-l retention plan.
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a woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
yeah, i’m dating somebody new but she doesn’t put out, so i have my ex, lisa on the v-g-n-l retention plan!
a woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
yeah, i’m dating somebody new but she doesn’t put out, so i have my ex, lisa on the v-g-n-l retention plan!
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