Vaginal Vampire


any person, group of people, or organization that through their speech, writings, and/or actions are implicitly attempting to control, direct, and/or subjugate a woman’s inherent rights to the control of her body, her mind, her s-xuality, and medical choices made between her and her doctor. most of these v-g-n-l vampire attacks are veiled in authoritarian religious dogma and conservative political rhetoric in an attempt to steal and control the power of the womb and/ or woman. this is accomplished through the demonizing of birth control, abortion, planned parenthood, the dumbing down and/or elimination of s-xual education, the defining down of the violent crime of rape, the propagation of abstinence only, and the theft of a women’s rights of equality. the tactics employed to accomplish these goals run the gamut from intimidation, fear, propaganda, terror, violence, and murder/-ss-ssination.
“luckily we’re systematically stripping women of their rights. abortion will be illegal in no time!” – bill
“you’re a v-g-n-l vampire. you have no say in the discussion of a woman’s choice.” – don
usually a man, who enjoys eating out a womens vaginia while she is on her period because he enjoys the blood
dude dont talk to him, his a f-ckin v-g-n-l vampire

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