Vaginal Viscosity
v-g-n-l viscosity is a measurement used to describe the thickness and texture of a substance secreted or residing in the v-g-n-l tract of the female counterpart to the male part of the human race. it can be checked by tongue, finger, teeth, a form of sunflower, or otherwise. some emanating juice may taste good. other not so good. feel free to try it out.
guy 1: “dude, this chicks v-g-n-l viscosity was like a mcdonalds milkshake.”
guy 2: “really? wow the last girl i had was as runny as a babies nose in winter”
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