vaginalfiction
when a buddy don’t want to tell his homies he struck out with a girl he makes up a fake story to seem like he got some p-ssy
i heard pat on the couch with that wh-r-derve,he just got some vagtasticle v-g-n-lfiction vagitating in his head today
i’m sure he’ll fix it if he’s vagulent
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