vaginase


a hydrolytic enzyme that kills dirty p-n-s bacteria. v-g-n-se is present in only .0005% of the human female population and all members of the extremely rare sea-born mollusk, the split-faced hair shark. those lucky few that produce this mother of all degradative enzymes are completely immune to all stis and stds.
wow girl, you got the bomb–ss p-ssy, but we can’t get freaknasty…i got the clap. oh honey, don’t you worry bout’ nothin’, i got that crazy v-g-n-se. aint nothin’ gonna get past this bearded clam

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