Vagination


(slang) n. (va-jin-a-shun)

1. a large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. the opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.
“my wolf pack and i were hanging at liam’s last night, and all of a sudden, the entire v-g-n-tion showed up.”
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the process of becoming a b-tch, metaphorical transformation to a v-g-n-;
becoming a b-tch, b-tching out of being a man.
“coach, he can’t return to the game. the v-g-n-tion began shortly after the injury.”
the action or process of forming ideas and concepts used to get a female into bed.
hooking up with that hot girl last night required a lot of v-g-n-tion.
the act of imagining what a females vag looks like.
guy 1: i bet the new girl in the office has the freshest, tightest vag.

guy 2: you have an over active v-g-n-tion, i saw it last night and it’s terrible.
when a baby is born and pops out of his mums p-ssy he/she goes through v-g-n-tion
the baby was covered in seedy fluids after v-g-n-tion was complete
the action of spilling lotion.
today i was helping my sister put on lotion, but in the end all i ended up doing was v-g-n-ting all over her. total v-g-n-tion
generation of spillage resulting from overexcitement
todd is suffering from radical daytime nocturnal emissions. every time his favorite singer, justin timberlake, appears on tv, todd’s mom gets blown into the air by the m-ssive flow of fluids out of todd’s pipe. todd’s gynecologist, who had thought his reaction to timberlake’s girly performance was ‘cute’ and resembled the reactions of the singer’s female fans , tragically died following an outburst of acc-mulated v-g-n-tion on one of todd’s regular monthly checkups.

“i’m so excited i can hardly contain myself! woops – i think i just v-g-n-ted 😮 “

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