vagipocalypse
vagipocalypse is where a woman’s v-g-n- is absolutely destroyed after giving birth to a child. the v-g-n- is stretched so far that is effectively cause apocalypse to the s-xual relationship with the partner – vagipocalypse.
my wife refused a c-section and opted for vagipocalypse.
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