Vagitopia
the perfect world, drempt of in the minds of all men. it includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, h-rny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. it translates into the idea of “heaven”, where if you think you’ve found such a place, you’re either dreaming, or dead.
ralph- “dude i had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls.”
leon- “thats called vagitopia dude, you can see it in you’re dreams, but only live it if you’re dead.”
ralph- “i could live there…..hhhmmm”……bboomm!!!!!!!
leon- “what the f-ck, ralph just shot himself……smart man”…….bboomm!!!!!
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