Vagitosis

halitosis of the v-g-n-
her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.
when someone is such a p-ssy that they wreak of it.
when ricky was dared to press a ham at the hawaiian tropic’s girls tour bus and declined, i knew he had vagitosis.
a rare desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to minor cuts, bruises, or rashes.
if a kid sits out of football because of a cut on his elbow, one might say: someone call an ambulance, his vagitosis is acting up

or

he is clearly infected with vagitosis
a v-g-n-l condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.
we could smell katie’s kootch before she turned the corner. she has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.
rare desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.
wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. his vagitosis is acting up, somone call an ambulance.

wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis
one who’s breath cronically smells like canned fish. often from munching on some nasty stank.
yo jim, you need to get listerine and stop eating katie’s stanky p-ssy. it’s giving you vagitosis.