vagmelon
a melon that was forced into ones v-g-n- whilst growing and then removed so it grew normally while secretly being a vagmelon. used as a replacement for pineapples.
“what kind of vagmelon did you use?”
“cantaloupe.”
a melon of sorts that goe into the v-g-n- with ease. this test show if the girl you are testing is a hoe.
ashely is such a hoe, i fit the hole vagmelon in her v-g-n-.
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