Vagnoob


pr-nunciation: ‘vaj-noob’
a vagnoob is a person so unfamiliar with the v-g-n-, that the first time they see it they smile uncontrollably and geekishly, like a typical character from a teen-comedy.
(while in the bedroom)

boy: wowzers! i didn’t know it looked like this :d
girl: eugh, get away from me! i didnt know you were such a vagnoob!

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