Vagnooger
main entry: vag•noog•er
pr-nunciation: noun \vag•nu̇-gər\ plural \vag•nu̇-gərs\
function: noun
etymology: from the combination of v-g-n- and booger; v-g-n- from latin, literally, sheath first known use: 1682 and booger from alteration of english dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard first known use: 1866
date: 21st century
variant of vagnooger: vagnoogie.
definition:
1: a c-n-l in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice of the genital c-n-l with wet or dried nasal mucus
ex 1: a pregnant woman has vagnoogers when she is getting ready for the birth of her child.
sample sentence:
ex 1 sample sentence: honey, i have vagnoogers coming out of me, we maybe having a baby tonight.
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