vagpire
a lot like a vampire. but with v-g-n-s. but instead of going after necks they got for well you know.
don’t go out alone at night! there’s vagpires afoot!
a person who takes s-xual pleasure from drinking menstrual blood
the vagpire steeped the used tampon in his cup, like a fine tea.
a type of vampire that solely lives off of period blood. aka vampon
“i hear their menstruation attracts vagpires” “you hear that?! now you’re endangering the whole office!”
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