vagtable


a very healthy, clean, delicious p-ssy comparable to vegetables, a common necesity needed to stay healthy.
always eat your vagtables!
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a vegetable that you can put in your v-g-n- instead of a d-ld-

carrots, cuc-mbers, zucchinis, etc
those dyk-s are so poor they use vagtables
a funny name for v-g-n-s, eaten like vegetables.
did you eat your vagtables today?
a form of some fungus growing on a girls v-g-n-, either smaelling very unpleasant, and looking quite mangled. usually a result of poor hygene, or not cleaning.
jen had some weird vagtables growing on her coochie.

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    a commonly male used term involving someone doing something extremely good or vagtastic in a vengeful as most men think v-g-n-s are good. dude, i was playing call of duty last night and got shot down, wallace swooped in there and saved my -ss, hes was my vagtastic avenger.

  • Vagungus

    a particularly nasty fungal infection of a lady’s naughty bits you know how your sister’s been walking strangely lately…yeah, vagungus dude! tasty as man…

  • Vaho

    when someone or something is vaho, they are the definition of being ulimately original and unscathed by cliche. usually reffered to any artistic creation or form. can also be applied to the way a person dresses. the mona lisa is vaho. pulp fiction is vaho. the way you move is vaho. 😉

  • V31

    a synonym of the word ‘yes’ experienced when playing the pc multiplayer game ‘call of duty’; pressing the keys “v,3, and 1” will make your player say “yes sir” out loud for other players to hear. paris: omgz u gat caught haxing in teh totalfrag server? pwny: v31 paris: dat suxorz!

  • Valdo

    a rather large d-ld- that shows signs of intense repeated usage by the rips tears and/or blood stains. i heard that my grandfather keeps a valdo locked up in his cabinet that he uses on occasion when the dog is in heat.


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