vaguum


a v-g-n- that consistently promotes premature -j-c-l-t–n. confirmation of a vaguum can be achieved by a minimum of 5 seperate sessions of intercourse with the suspected vaguum, then 5 separate sessions with a control (non-vaguumus v-g-n-) and a return to the alleged vaguum for 5 more separate sessions. if premature -j-c-l-t–n occurs in 8 out of the 10 sessions with a 10% standard deviation with the suspected vaguum, and premature -j-c-l-t–n occurs in only 1 out of 5 sessions with the control, or less, then a vaguum has been identified.
“sh-t, b-tch! your vaguum ate my sh-t again”

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