vahlen
chief scientist of xcom in xcom: enemy unknown. famous for criticizing the player’s use of explosives, and being unusually excited about experimenting on live subjects.
“commander! you may want to instruct your men to exercise restraint when using explosives… while certainly effective at killing aliens, they also destroy the artifacts we are hoping to recover.” -vahlen
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