Vainglorious


used to describe a bloke who thinks his sh-t don’t stink. he is the love of his own life; always trying to impress the ladies with his skills.
aunt mads: teddy is the love of his own life. he’s one vainglorious douchecanoe.

teddy: teddy gotta be who teddy gotta be. ain’t no hand up teddy’s -ss.

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