vajazzle
to give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.
jennifer love hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with swarovski crystals.
(v). to decorate your vag with jewels, thus bedazzling your v-g-n-.
“she’s ugly as sh-t.. but she vajazzles, so it’s okay.”
verb: vajazzle. to decorate your v-g-n- with sequins.
“i am currently vajazzled”
–jennifer love hewitt quote from george lopez interview 02/12/2010
1.) to adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals
2.) to use ones v-g-n- as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.
“i wish she’d warned me that she’d gotten vajazzled. now i have this wicked rash on my c-m gutters.”
valley girl#1: wow tiffany, another pair of christian loubs?? that’s the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: yeah, jeff got them for me. he’s totally vajazzled.
when you spend hard earn money in making your v-g-n- both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of s-x…. and nothing else
pep1:did you see d’s v-g-n-?
pep2:no
pep1: she got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone…
pep2: well that sounds like a waste of money.
pep1: yeah, and the s-x is going to be awkward.
to bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon… your v-g-n-. that’s right. now you can sparkle like the famous edward cullen. and why stop there? you could even vajazzle your boyfriend! want to beat ke$ha at her own game? forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!
and now here’s a review from jennifer love hewitt: “after a break up, a friend of mine um, swarovski crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball.” ah haaa~ well put, jennifer.. well put. those who wish to -ahem- “vajazzle their va-jay-jays” can read more about it, in her book ‘the day i shot cupid’.. sounds like a good read to me!!
vajazzle is a verb that means to put bright and shiny stickers on your v-g-n-. it can sometimes hurt.
samantha wanted to make her v-g-n- look pretty for her boyfriend so she vajazzled it.
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