val kilmer


only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.
val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang
noun. a very talented actor who could have reprised his role for batman and robin. recently appearing in alexander. he is the epitome of the cool guy.
see: bad-ss, fox, talent
val kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.
man arrested for dressing up as batman and holding karl rove as hostage…….. that didnt happen but it would be so f-cking awesome.
“dammit val, it was a movie!!!”
a once popular actor, now a fat sack of cr-p with a ponytail. you can easily mistaken him for steven seagal, another fat sack of cr-p with a ponytail.
man, i had no problems with you being fat, but since you grew your ponytail, you look like val kilmer! get rid of it.
the act of going p–p
i had to val kilmer but the stalls were taken.

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