valamander


1. filthiest girl in the town of braintree ( also know as feets)

2. girl who thinks everyone likes her when in fact, no one does.

3. a girl who will have s-x with someone just cause theyre in need.

4. will get anyone beers if she can hang out with them

5. will have s-x with someone just cause you like them.

6. lives in a swamp

7. trash, slimeball, untrustworthy, sl-t

8. has had s-x with 16 people.. and counting
“you know valamander?”
“dude the whole town knows valamander”
“hows this?”
“shes only had s-x with everyone at least twice”
“i hear shes mad loose”
“things a tire”

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