Valediction Shuffle


the ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of ‘goodbye’ are stammered, often simultaneously.
you: …. well okay then, i’ll talk to you later.
me: alright, we’ll see you.
you: bye
me: later
you: later
me: bye
both: see ya
me: okay (click)
you: bye (click)

me: g-d i hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

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