Valenfuck
valenf-ck- much like a valentine, except the person is just for f-cking. best if used with a nice compliment, such as in the example. one day, we believe there will be valenf-ck cards, and the world will be a better place.
“hey s-xy i love your p-ssy, will you be my valenf-ck?”
“i wanna take you out to eat if you know what i mean, would you be my valenf-ck?”
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