Valentime-Out
a strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding valentine’s day. designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral s-x on valentine’s day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.
i really can’t afford to take magda out for valentine’s day… so i think i will have to take a valentime-out from her until next week.
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