valentina
1. bad–ss s-xy pimptress.
2. a person or object of uncontrollable beauty.
3. a female who has an explosive amount of s-xual appeal.
“d-mn, that valentina has a s-xy -ss.”
1. adj
a woman that uses men for her own purposes making them think that they have some sort of relationship with her, and dumps them when they become useless.
2. n
a very popular mexican hot sauce.
1. she used me to get her homework done and then when i told her that i felt something for her she dumped me like a valentina.
2. woa! this valentina sauce is so hot!! bring me the extinguisher!!
a girl who seems nice and outgoing on the outside
but once you get to know her she is as
“shady as a f-cking tree”
and she will also complain alot until you get tired of her
and mooch off you until you get sick and tired of it.
she will also lead you around trying to mess with your mind and emotions until you are broken
mentally physically and emotionally.
dude 1: i saw your girl with another dude!!!
dude 2: d-mn she better not being pulling a valentina!!
dude 1: dude this girl i like only goes to me when she wants something from me….
dude 2: dang i hope isnt doing a valentina….
chick 1: i saw “so and so” with a boyfriend last week and has another one this week
chick 2: ooooooh i hope she isnt a valentina
1. a “player” who is in retirement.
2. maneater.
1. back in the day, she was known to break hearts, but she’s gone all valentina on us now.
2. hey man, seriously, don’t even try. she’s a well known valentina. my boy tried to date her for a while, and now he’s m.i.a. be careful.
1. a very attractive woman with a fine -ss.
2. a very friendly person that everyone loves and turns many
heads.
1. did you see that -ss? must have been a valentina.
2. i made a friend, she was really pretty and friendly so her name must be valentina.
a s-xy chilean b-tch with an affinity for emo bands, jedi braids, and having s-x on weird surfaces.
the chick i did last night totally had the force! must’ve been a valentina.
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