Ambush TV


when television shows you unpleasant images without any warning.

images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
things that you cannot ‘unsee’.
images of starving animals, random violence or people vomiting are unacceptable forms of ambush tv.
when the tv shoes things at meal times you don’t particularly want to see while your eating.
ambush tv is when they show nappy adverts in the morning. the last thing you want to think of over breakfast is babies sh-tting.

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