valentine buddy
when two single friends don’t have a valetine on valentine’s day, but want to spend it with someone without any romantic feelings involved.
nicole: james is my valentine buddy this year. we’re going to dinner.
gail: i thought y’all were just friends?
nicole: we are. why spend the evening alone when you can spend it with a friend though?
crystal: you want to be my valentine buddy this year?
brandon: what are our plans?
crystal: watch horror movies and eat pizza.
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