Valentine’s day standard
the acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on february 14.
friend 1: why is drew hitting on that midget?
friend 2: he has valentine’s day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
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