valet de pisse
word originated in france, and was very common during the time of louis xiv. this is the term used to describe someone who’s job consist of placing “b-ssins and pots”
between royalty’s legs, so that the bourgeois and royals
can take a p-ss. to add insult to an already pathetic job,
the “valet de p-sse” would then shake the gentlemen’s p-n-s
just to make sure the last drops don’t soil the n-ble man’s
clothes.
you sir are a very special person. in another life
you probably hold a very important position such as “valet de p-sse” or “decrote cul”.
you idiots have loaded up a double barrel air trigered
sh-t machine gun, and the barrel is pointing straight at your own heads. now my dear “valet de p-sse” bring me my bucket, i need to drop the kids at the pool, would you.
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