Valet Parker
a stalker. my friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman’s house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. he was caught by the woman’s boyfriend. i took the name from there.
he is valet parking you!
he’s a valet parker.
did she used to valet park you?
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