Valhalla

from the norse “val” meaning warrior or hero, and “halla” meaning hall. this was one possible afterlife for those who believed in norse mythology, where you went if you fought and died in a hopeless battle for an ideal. this afterlife was not eternal, however. on the day of ragnarok, you would fight and perish alongside the gods.
valhalla is where heroes went when they died, not where the gods lived
the golden hall. odin’s very own hall of the slain. the place a valkyrie would take you if you died with honor on the battlefield. where all of the einherjer would feast every day and fight to the death every night in preparation of the ragnarok.
odin! take me home to valhalla!
the ‘heaven’ of the norse men.
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
lo there do i see my father.
lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
they do call for me,
they bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
a map in halo 3.
dude 1: what map do ya wanna play on?
dude 2: valhalla, it’s the best. it’s on red vs blue.
a term used for a s-x routine where a guy is getting head while eating pizza, getting a m-ssage by a m-ssage chair, and playing video games!
hey girl come in here and give me some valhalla, yeah me and my girlfriend went to valhalla last night, make me some pizza so we can valhalla
a gorgeous woman that a person is willing to even die for in trying to attain her amorous attentions…
that b-tch is valhalla, son- she ain’t worth fighting for, though, because she’s got a man… do what you want, though.
a small clan of nerds who think they are number 1 rune pure and tank clan. they specialise in melee based tanks 60 def rune pures and mains. the guy who founded this cl-ss is a nerd and quit it after he seen it failing , like all his other clans did. today valhalla lives on , a nesting ground for f-ggots , nerds , flamers and no namers.
tank: hey i want to join valhalla 🙂
valhalla: whats your melee stats?
tank: im 70 attack and 71 strength, why?
valhalla: no sorry instant decline we like our tanks to be melee based, please go join a real rune pure and tank clan.

— example 2 —

vh member: 0mfgggzzz valhalla p00wnz0rdz u
normal person: get a life f-ggot , ure vh.

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