Vali


a boy that sucks d-cks 24/7 witch is usually gay and ginger he is a male wh-r- every vali is a male wh-r-.
tom:” is that vali?”
emma:”yup hes 2gay2function”
acronym for vast active living intelligence system.
valis is the hologram-projecting sattelite orbiting the earth that makes things seem as they are. often mistaken for g-d.
the book valis by philip k. d-ck changed my life.
fantastic. a human being in perfection. wondiferous. spectacular in bed. can be used as a synonym with perfect. has all redeemable qualities ever thought of. very awesome. originates from the jungles of serbia. a person in perfection.
man 1: “d-mn, that girl’s spectacular in bed.”
man 2: “yeah, she has all redeemable qualities. i met her in her hometown of serbia.”
man 2: “she’s so perfect, her name must be vali.”

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