Valley Emo


a mixture of being emo and a valley girl. usually an annoying guy or girl wearing all black with skulls who writes poetry in dark corners, but also carrys the traits of a stereotypical valley girl.
megan: oh my god! i totally just found the coolest black skull chanel flats!
sam: eww.. thats like so totally ..emo.
megan: as if! its not emo…its valley emo, geez sam dont you know anything?
sam: umm.. whatever!!!
megan: yea whatever..ill be in my room writing poetry in my dark place.

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