valley springs
valley springs
a small town in the foothills east of stockton. no one knows that it exists. the town has very few stores or attractions and people complain about the 4-way stop traffic. a nice place to drive by on the way to somewhere else. also has burger king if you’re hungry.
-where are you from?
-valley springs.
-haven’t heard of it…
-don’t worry, no one has.
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a small town consisting of one four-way stop, no traffic lights, constant run-ins with people at the only grocery store, 45 minute drives to the movies, and just recently opened up taco bell.
marsha – where are we?
louise – i think we are in a town
marsha – it must be a valley springs
located in calaveras county
founded by mexicans. this small town is located in the gold miners country. it consists of one four-way stop, 1 and a half grocery stores, 2 gas stations and a few fast food restaurants. also home to hogan lake. this town is a small hick town out in the stix. the nearest high school is 15 minuts away. there is only one way to this high school and it consists of a twising road through the foothills where you eventually lose signal for the radio. this town is also known as loserville, hickville, and where-the-h-ll-am-i-ville.
jane: look!!! we are in valley springs!!!
john: where? i missed it, i must have blinked.
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