Valloon
a valloon is the act of filling a partner’s v-g-n-l c-n-l with air from your mouth, then, either tickling or poking her stomach, forcing her into an exaggerated queef.
steps:
1. seal open mouth to the v-lv-, ensuring v-g-n- is open for air intake.
2. exhale deeply, filling the cavity with ample air.
3. close l-b– with tongue.
4. poke or tickle; make partner laugh.
5. enjoy or criticize at leisure.
tips- this maneuver is easily accomplished while giving cunninglus or the like.
i vallooned a girl so good last night, she queefed like a whoopi-cushion!
nala was enjoying being eaten out until she realized she had become the victim of yet another valloon.
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